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Wisdom on Drinking

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 5, 2013 by ecofrenfood

Wisdom on Drinking

Drunk Taster 
 
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.
 
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink.
 
He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”
 
“That’s correct”, said the boss.

Another glass.
 
“It is red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels.”
 
“Correct.”

A third glass. 
 
”It’s champagne, high grade and exclusive” calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished. 
 
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. 
And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll name the father!” 
 
    

 
 
THIS WISDOM IS VALUABLE!

 
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there are bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine & beer or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor
Because alcohol has to go through a purification

process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit
.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service!

Tasty but deadly

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 3, 2011 by ecofrenfood



Many types of imported fried fruits countries have been found to contain high levels of lead

Tasty but deadly
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Lead also poses risks to pregnant women and infants.

Malaysia’s move to bar the 18 brands of dried fruits comes in the wake of last

Friday’s move by the United States’ Food and Drug Administration’s (FDA)

advisory against eating dried fruits imported from Asia.

Testing results in Texas found that dried plums and products containing dried

plums contained lead as much as 300 times the acceptable level.

The FDA doe not have lead limits specifically for prunes, but the Centre for

Disease Control and Prevention has advised avoiding consumption of any

amount of lead.

The warning, however, did not apply to prunes from the US .