Wisdom on Drinking

Wisdom on Drinking

Drunk Taster 
 
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.
 
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink.
 
He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”
 
“That’s correct”, said the boss.

Another glass.
 
“It is red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels.”
 
“Correct.”

A third glass. 
 
”It’s champagne, high grade and exclusive” calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished. 
 
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. 
And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll name the father!” 
 
    

 
 
THIS WISDOM IS VALUABLE!

 
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there are bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine & beer or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor
Because alcohol has to go through a purification

process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit
.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service!

One Response to “Wisdom on Drinking”

  1. Wow, this piece of writing is good, my younger sister is analyzing these kinds of things, so I am going to let know her.

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