No Pun Intended…Laughter is the music of the soul.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was superb.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”
“I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a mussel.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.